THINGS MY MOM TOUGHT ME

MOM TAUGHT ME TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning!"

MOM TAUGHT ME RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of that carpet!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'll knock you into next week!"

MOM TAUGHT ME LOGIC
1) "Because I said so, that's why!"
2) "If you fall off of that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."

MOM TAUGHT ME FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

MOM TAUGHT ME IRONY
"Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck?"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT WEATHER
"It looks like a tornado went through your room!"

MOM TAUGHT ME HOW TO SOLVE PHYSICS PROBLEMS
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times-don't exaggerate!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate kids in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

MOM TAUGHT ME THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, I can take you out!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT MEDICINE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT THINKING AHEAD
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you are never going to get a good job."

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT ENVIRONMENT
"Put your sweater on, don't you think I know when you are cold?"

MOM TAUGHT ME TO MEET A CHALLENGE
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you, don't talk back to me."

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT HUMOR
"When the lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

MOM TAUGHT ME HOW TO BE AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT SEX
"How do you think you got here?"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT GENETICS
"You are just like your father."

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT MY ROOTS
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT THE WISDOM OF AGE
"When you get to be My age, you will understand."

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until your father gets home."

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when we get home."

and my all time favorite thing JUSTICE
"One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.....then you'll see what it's like."

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